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I am won over by the cheesiest of puns.

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vaspim:

*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*

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scrotumcoat:

priorities
captainkarkles:

Thank you tampon machine

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

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heheh